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FIRST DRAFT: May 05, AU Edition

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MATT HAYDEN Even Kofi Annan’s got his own weblog now… MARCH 21 2005 Man, this investigation into Kojo and me is a real drag. It’s total pressure, 24-7! I thought having this position meant I […]

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FIRST DRAFT: July 05, AU Edition

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MATT HAYDEN We sneak a peek at the Senate’s new workplace agreements… Standard Contract (“Senator”) Terms and Conditions of Employment Howard Holdings Pty Ltd 1. POSITION: You are employed as a full-time Management-Staff Liaison Officer […]

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FIRST DRAFT: June 05, AU Edition

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MATT HAYDEN Our exclusive first look at the Mark Latham diaries… November 22, 1999: Bloody hacks. Just read another story about my ties with Gough and how I’m the ‘anointed one’. Bugger that. Sure, Dad […]

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April 05

FIRST DRAFT: Apr 05, AU Edition

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MATT HAYDEN One of our youngest insiders recorded the following exchange at Kirribilli Kindie… Master John (waving a jewel-encrusted rattle): I’m da king of da castle! You da dirty rascal! Master Peter: Not fair! I […]

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First Draft: Mar 05, AU Edition

March 10, 2008 iwishart 0

FIRST DRAFT MATT HAYDEN Somehow this draft e-mail from Kim Beazley made it into our in-box… From: Kimster2008@aol.com To: Subject: Proposed new tactical directions – and thanks! Dear men and women of Labor, Thank you […]

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FIRST DRAFT: Dec 05, AU Edition

March 10, 2008 iwishart 0

MATT HAYDEN The address we like to imagine Dominique de Villepin almost gave France… A POET SHALL LEAD US! Noble citizens of France, I address you as your Prime Minister and as a humble poet […]

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FIRST DRAFT: Sep 05, AU Edition

March 10, 2008 iwishart 0

MATT HAYDEN The latest in lifestyle programming – coming soon to Channel 873! Ciao Channel! For vivacious viewers who want to do lunch and learn how it was made! TV GUIDE 10 September 2005 2:30 […]

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